Why won't pregnancy give me boobs?
I want big womanly breasts! I want a nice boobified profile!!
I've been waiting all my life for what I've got to grow up and fill out!
I'll breastfeed, so they'll have to make their way, but until then, I am a B-cup kind of pregnant girl.
And as soon as they do swell to beautimus proportions, I'm breastfeeding topless and in public. Because that's what you're supposed to do, right?
