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These are all via text.
I asked my friend how her womb was doing.
"My womb is god. Bahahaha. I mean good. Well maybe both."
Dec 11, 2011
M: Scrubs is dumb because it's not real. It's all funny and stupid. Watch Greys. Why haven't you redress me?
H: Bc I'd rarther have you undressed? Plus, Idk what you mean. I love Scrubs for the silliness anyways.
M: I hate autocorrect. I think I meant 'written me', Wow. I'm gonna be on those dumbest autocorrect mistakes ever websites.
H: I thought you needed a break from the "us". Haha. jk I think
H: That comes out weird over text. I was referring to us as a couple. A beautiful pregnant lesbian couple.
H: That doesn't come out weird over text right? '
M: No not weird. I sent you many last texts. I love you more than anything. I got fake lashes today. They are awesome.
H: oh Ugh!!! crazy jealous, Fo real! Jealous. Oh what a happy day for you. Boobs hair and luscious lashes? Wow. We might have to stop being friends. December 11th, 2011
H: Omg your eyelashes. I want to write a sonnet about them.
M: Do. Please do. Also I am in the bathroom cause I'm about to kill a child.
H: Oh geez. Put the kid in jail.
M: I can still hear her. I really am gonna lose it. LIke bad style.
H: Eek. Do you spank them? Or slap them when you lose it? I do. But I'm not recommending it. I'm just saying. But not in a supermean way. Dont lose it. Count to ten. Breathe. Zen, you are Zen.
M: I can't spank because I would do it too hard and then I'd have to turn myself into CPS.
H: Well you're not supposed to spank when youre angry. Is your house quiet now? I love you. I bet you look like an effing princess. Bc your stupid princess hair and porn princess bombs and fringe lashes. What do you do to calm down momwise?
December 12th, 2011
H: Weirdly, I had a pretty good day even though I'm still wearing yesterday's clothes.
December 12th, 2011
H: I want to sell my eggs! I know a girl who paid off her college loans with the $.
December 12th, 2011
H: Our new kitty... lets my child hit him with his foam sword. He even sorta plays back. How much do you love this jesus kitty? Our tolerant patient loving savior.
December 12th, 2011
H: Take all the tylenol you want. You need to sleep. My dad gave me shots of whiskey when pregnant with my first. Only 2. Dif days. Not that thats equivalent to tylenol pm. But it was expensive whiskey.
December 12th, 2011
These are all via text.
I asked my friend how her womb was doing.
"My womb is god. Bahahaha. I mean good. Well maybe both."
Dec 11, 2011
M: Scrubs is dumb because it's not real. It's all funny and stupid. Watch Greys. Why haven't you redress me?
H: Bc I'd rarther have you undressed? Plus, Idk what you mean. I love Scrubs for the silliness anyways.
M: I hate autocorrect. I think I meant 'written me', Wow. I'm gonna be on those dumbest autocorrect mistakes ever websites.
H: I thought you needed a break from the "us". Haha. jk I think
H: That comes out weird over text. I was referring to us as a couple. A beautiful pregnant lesbian couple.
H: That doesn't come out weird over text right? '
M: No not weird. I sent you many last texts. I love you more than anything. I got fake lashes today. They are awesome.
H: oh Ugh!!! crazy jealous, Fo real! Jealous. Oh what a happy day for you. Boobs hair and luscious lashes? Wow. We might have to stop being friends. December 11th, 2011
H: Omg your eyelashes. I want to write a sonnet about them.
M: Do. Please do. Also I am in the bathroom cause I'm about to kill a child.
H: Oh geez. Put the kid in jail.
M: I can still hear her. I really am gonna lose it. LIke bad style.
H: Eek. Do you spank them? Or slap them when you lose it? I do. But I'm not recommending it. I'm just saying. But not in a supermean way. Dont lose it. Count to ten. Breathe. Zen, you are Zen.
M: I can't spank because I would do it too hard and then I'd have to turn myself into CPS.
H: Well you're not supposed to spank when youre angry. Is your house quiet now? I love you. I bet you look like an effing princess. Bc your stupid princess hair and porn princess bombs and fringe lashes. What do you do to calm down momwise?
December 12th, 2011
H: Weirdly, I had a pretty good day even though I'm still wearing yesterday's clothes.
December 12th, 2011
H: I want to sell my eggs! I know a girl who paid off her college loans with the $.
December 12th, 2011
H: Our new kitty... lets my child hit him with his foam sword. He even sorta plays back. How much do you love this jesus kitty? Our tolerant patient loving savior.
December 12th, 2011
H: Take all the tylenol you want. You need to sleep. My dad gave me shots of whiskey when pregnant with my first. Only 2. Dif days. Not that thats equivalent to tylenol pm. But it was expensive whiskey.
December 12th, 2011
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