Why won't pregnancy give me boobs?
I want big womanly breasts! I want a nice boobified profile!!
I've been waiting all my life for what I've got to grow up and fill out!
I'll breastfeed, so they'll have to make their way, but until then, I am a B-cup kind of pregnant girl.
And as soon as they do swell to beautimus proportions, I'm breastfeeding topless and in public. Because that's what you're supposed to do, right?
After weaning my son I don't even fill an A cup! Waiting for breast feeding for great boobs too! Although last time they didn't last all that long!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I'm not the only one! Let's relish in the precious few months we have them!!
DeleteWe should talk to Jess, the other reader of this blog because she got like D's overnight. And I'm not even gonna mention mine. You don't want to know. I'd take your A's and B's over my whatevers ANY day. You all get to wear cute shirts and stuff without feeling or looking like sluts. Luckies.
ReplyDeleteIt's better than looking like a slutty nine-year-old.
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